some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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