haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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