Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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