I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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