One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, he came in my armpit
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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