Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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