I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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