even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
