She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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