after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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