she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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