sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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