How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
