Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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