But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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