We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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