okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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