saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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