Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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