Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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