so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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