Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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