If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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