I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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