This girl is more easily done than said...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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