some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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