I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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