She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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