It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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