I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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