I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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