hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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