i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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