youre lurking in front of me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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