i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Reggie can tackle my bush.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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