Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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