I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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