ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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