I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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