I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Small penises have feelings too.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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