Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
