I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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