He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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