We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We have so much sex to catch up on
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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