Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
