quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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