don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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