His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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