ugly people sure do ruin things
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When are your genitals available?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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