Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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