wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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