so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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